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sembelit oh sembelit
Thursday, June 26, 2008
uuugghhh
lapor sodara2 nez lg sembelittt!!!!
gyaaa
dr pas gwe balek minggu lalu gwe mengalami kesuilitan bokeer
ah tidak!!

ini semua bisa berakibat buruk buat gwe
gk bisa pupi means kotoran perut menumpuk n gk bs keluar
kotoran numpuk means perut gwe jd menggelembung
dan ntar baju gwe gk muaat!! (ok gk se ekstrim gt seh)
menurut observasi gwe, ini semua diakibatkan gwe yg gk makan sayur ato pun vitamin yg isinya sayur (spirulina gt deh)

ok gwe emang bukan penggemar berat sayuran meskipun gwe tau itu bagus bgt buat tubuh (baca: seatnya bantuin lancar boker)
kl ngomong2 soal boker, gwe jd inget tmn gwe yg suka dipanggil lampir(peace yo!!)
nah doi ni jg suka sembelit gt, sampe 2-3 hr kagak boker
nah ajaibnya gt ktemu ama gwe ato chatting ma gwe dy slalu blg

lampir: brb, mo boker
gwe: oke nek!

dan kejadian itu gk hanya sekali sodara2 itu sering..catet...SERING
jd dgn kerennya gwe menyimpulkan bahwa gwe ni pemanggil boker, pawangnya gt
abis stiap chat ama gwe pgn boker, ketemu gwe pgn boker (sialan emang muka gwe kek boker apah!!) huhu
jd gwe menjuluki dy si ratu boker
hahaha

tp knp skrg hasrat boker tu tdk muncul dalam diri gwe?!
aku sedih, gk bisa ngobrol2 bareng ama kloset, selang aer ama bebek2an d kamar mandi tmpt gwe bersemedi
huhu ai mis yuuu

kmrn rumah gwe mati lampu, dr sore ampe malem gt
naas nya, rumah gwe yg br dibangun kolam ikan isinya ikan koi
nah si ikan ni kagak bisa kalo gk ada pancuran
dan parahnya ada ikan titipan jg d kolam ni
alhasil sbg anak yg berbakti gwe jd pancuran manual alias gwe yg ngaduk2in tu kolam supaya ada udara buat ikan
huhu
gwe dirubung nyamuk gateeell!!
dan adek gwe lg enak2an d lembang ama tmn2nya
huhuhu siyal!!

lalu rencana liburan gwe geje gini (gk jelas)
ortu masih takada rencana
adek gwe sih dgn riangnya tiap hr ngajak jalan
mol tu mol gt loih (mall to mall)
tp gwe bosaaaaaaaaaaaann
krn jakarta macet
jakarta sumpek
jakarta panash
huhuhu

uda ah gwe dirubung nyamuk lg
mo cabs dl yaaa

ps:
td gwe mak gwe ma adek gwe ntn get smart d MM, kocaknya pas tengah2 filem diputer eehh tb2 gbrnya ilang gt..huahauha pada ngamuk org2, gwe sih diem2 aja..cool gt XD, padahal kebelet pipis tuuh..lol


glanced at the mirror at 11:59 pm
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
saya d rumah
tiap hr gk ada kerjaan
bgn pagi siang
mandi
leha2
nonton tipi
lunch
leha2 lg
nonton tipi lg
kl hoki diajak jalan
tp diluar PANAS MACET motor selip sana sini
motor yg nyenggol motor yg marah2..gelo ah
motor menguasai jalanan,
bahkan arah yg berlawanan jg dibabat
lampu merah dibabat
org jalan pun mo dibabat
PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

ada berapa banyak kah kendaraan d jakarta ini???
BANYAK sekali
sampe sempit2an
macet
jalanan bolong2
duduk ahoy di mobil serasa lg naek jeram
gelooooooooooooooooooooo

saya gk ada kerjaan
makan tidur nonton tipi
gimana saya gk genduuutt???

kemaren k gramedia mo beli buku komik detektif conan saya pun terlonjak
anjriiiiiiiiiiiiiittt harga komik 13800
mahal bgt?!!!!
bs dapet makanan tuuuh
sial sial
tp apa boleh baut
saya dah terlanjur ngoleksi conan siiih?
mao nonton bioskop adaaaa aja halangannya
jd sebel deh akikaa
huh huh
mo nonton tipi dl aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
daaahhh
glanced at the mirror at 4:14 pm
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firefox 3 download day
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
woohoooo
suda selesai semua ujian2 mematikan
saatnya bersantai
saatnya beresin koper
saatnya beresin kamar
saatnya TIDUR!!!


tapi guess what!!?? lagi2 ada gangguan, kali ini bukan rumah lantai 13 yg berisik
tapi rumah lantai 19 aka rumah si pacar
owner nya mo buat kamar baru d livingroom
bayangkan..itu kamar baru gede bgt, lbh gede dr kamar single
dan bakalan disewain dgn bandrol 650 per bulan
estegeee!!!owner haus harta
ceh!!

lalu aslinya ni hr mo k mall pgn beli sendal baru
abisnya yg lama dah bobrok, sendal jepit sih
aslinya enak, tp kok pas d jepitan tengah yg d jempol nya gede, jadi bikin kaki sakit
huh
pgn beliiii, tp gk ada tmn..
pgn ntn kungfu panda tp gk ada tmn..
yauda ntar aja lha ntn sama si mami d jkt
huahahaha

oiya
just for info today, mozilla launch its firefox 3
and it tries to attempt for guiness world record for most downloaded application in 24 hrs
they name it DOWNLOAD DAY 2008
it released on 17 june 2008 US time (i think)
and until 4 hrs ago (now i 23:51 malaysian time) it smashed 7M hits!!!
they are expecting more hits as Europe is just wake up...
bayangkan!!!
woow

"Firefox is aiming to set the record for most software downloads in 24 hours. There is not currently a standing record for this feat.
Download Day officially started at 11:16 a.m. PDT on June 17With the announced date, the download day is June 18 for timezones greater than GMT +6, which includes half of Asia and all of Oceania.

The large number of users attempting to access the Mozilla website on June 17 caused it to become unavailable for at least a few hours and attempts at upgrading to the new version resulted in server timeouts. The site was not updated for the download of Firefox 3 until 12:00 PDT, two hours later than originally scheduled."Download Day" ends at 11:16 AM PDT June 18." (diambil dr wikipedia).

ayo ayo mari download firefox 3
pls click here to download
saya jg lg download loooh
hehehe
beres beres beres beres kopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
lalalalala
glanced at the mirror at 11:45 pm
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BERISIIIKK
Monday, June 16, 2008
huh huh huh
tinggal sisa 1 ujian
money and capital
dan sepertinya untuk sementara saya eneghh sama bhs inggris
jd gini critanya, pas ujian yg lalu ada soal yg ngmg in manifest dan saya gak bisa inget manifest itu artinya apa (maklum sbg orang indonesia, apapun yg tdk bs lgsg dimengerti pasti diterjemahin k bahasa indoensia =P)
mikir2 lama2...gk bs inget jg.. malahan yg keinget invest, maneuver, pest...loh kok manifest gk inget...baaahh
alhasil gk bisa jawab soal, krn stlah dibaca2 soalnya ttp gk bs ngartiin berdasarkan kalimat..hiks
GG!!!

dan saya ganti template blog!!!!
ahiahiahiahai
bosan sih sama yg lama, yg baru ini hasil pilihan si pacar loh stelah dipaksa HARUS milih 1 dr 4 pilihan yg tersedia
gimana gimana?LUCU kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?
tp berhubung males gitu ngutik2nya jd banyak yg lgsg copas aja dr skin aslinya
hihihi

lalu hari senin pagi yg super duper menyebalkan...
jam 10 pagi gini rumah lantai atas uda nge borrr ala inul
berisik gila!!!
ganggu org tidur belajar!!
dah beberapa hari tuh,, sampe2 membuat kepalaku berdangdut ria
jd saya sedang mengadakan campaign:

AYO KITA BOM RUMAH LANTAI 13 !!!!
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Monday, June 09, 2008
astaga dah lama akika gk nyalain komputer...
terakhir nyalain keknya ya pas nge blog lalu
estegenege!!!
laptop kyu berdebuuuu
anjrito!!


ohiya dah lbh dr 2 minggu akika gk bersihin kamar
catet tuh LEBIH DARI 2 MINGGU!!
kamar kotor bgt..tp apa daya ujian2 menanti!!

Jumat kemaren gw dah ngerjain ujian management
rebo ini ada accounting information system and financial modelling
dan ini subject bnr2 mematikan
i have no idea what i learnt throughout the semester

trs jumat nya lg tgl 13 ada e business
aaaaaaaaaaaaaawww
lalu tgl 18 money and capital markets
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaww

lalu
jeng jereng jeng jenggggg


tgl 20 malam gw bakal menginjakkan kaki di bandara soekarno hatta
aka gw pulang
lalalala

cant wait..tp skrg blj dl ah

mana d msn ada banyak org ol..
BANYAK disini refer to 70++ users online
aaah pgn chatting
sial..dah ah
chaooo
glanced at the mirror at 10:59 pm
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ada org nyolong..upsss
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
2 days ago i went to Jusco hypermart to buy daily needs (coman beli aer minum sama CEMILAN sih)

naaah when i was muter2 around the chocolate and candy section i saw this suspicious malay couple. they were ngobok2 shelf yg isinya permen ricola.
the movement of these two people bnr2 mencurigakan until i couldnt take my eyes off of them. mereka kek mindah2in kotak2 ricola ni dr satu rak ke sebelahnya..which was menurut g super duper ANEH, padahal mrk bukan employees jusco. makanya g liatin trs.
eeeh then the woman kinda noticed about me and stared at me fiercely..sumpah NAKUTIN!! serem abis!!
gwe shocked diliatin ama org yg gk g kenal kek gt. i was thinking they were just choosing the best permen ricola (kek g,, gk pernah milih barang yg letaknya plg luar ato plg atas dr rak krn biasanya rusak).

abis itu i looked around the section, searching for my favourite sour candy yg ternyata mahal..huh!! okay gk jadi beli
and i was like ngelewatin tuh pasangan yg masih d tmpt permen ricola.
they had a big blue bucket in their trolley but not many items from the hypermart.

AND i saw the lady threw permen ricola into the bucket secretly
and some into her bag
...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww

i witnessed a shoplifter took permen ricola...
oh no!! si ibu2 AGAIN noticed that i was looking at her when she took the permen..
shit..lagi2 dy MELOTOT..
i told my pacar supaya cepet2 pindah section..
GWE TAKUT!!
si ibu2 was still looking at me nyeremin, like she wanted to kill me... huhuhu

i told my boyfriend about what i saw.. he was curious how, what, who, when, where, why how the shoplifters looked like and he walked away to candy section after i told him that the lady pake kerudung and the suaminya kumisan. baru aja dy balik badan tau2 tuh ibu2 muncul dr belokan...arrrgghhh

i freaked out!!! gwe takut dy ngikutin g sampe rumah trs g dibunuh
my bf said tu ibu2 ngliatin g lagi, sampe ahirnya g ngilang d belokan
hufff...g lgsg cpt2 k cashier n bayar minuman g (g gk jd beli cemilan gr2 tu pasangan menakutkan).
g selamat gk jd dibunuh =P ....

dipikir2, lbh baek g gk tau kl dy lg nyolong drpd g tau tp gk berani bilang k security
i didnt have the courage...ceh!!

bukannya gimana2...
tu ibu2 pake kerudung tp kok kelakuannya begitu, dan kl dy emang dah ngerencanain buat nyolong, kenapa kerudungnya msh dipake (kerudung kan berkaitan ama agama n agama bilang gk blh nyolong loooh), kan bisa diganti sama topi ( biasa g ngliat ibu2 kompleks rumah g maen voli pake topi sbg pengganti)...

aduh aduh,,,emang manusia..
nobody's perfect
*g gk maksud bwt ngomongin agama tertentu, tp ini cmn pendapat g aja ya*

my first paper is the day after tomorrow...
tp sekarang g msh leha2 nge blog
payah!!!
ayo belajar super nezzzzzz!!!
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